The horror, the horror, when will it end?  

Before I can begin to tell you of my archenemy, the cakewich, I need to give you some background.  A previous job of mine was with a non-profit.  Although they were very conservative, non-profits in general seem to be more approachable places to work.  This one was no exception, for weddings or babies, a shower was thrown by HR and everyone in the building was invited to attend.