Sneaky acquatic vegetables... they are everywhere. They sneak in to Chinese foods and sometimes into stews and other salads. Why?! Why?!?!?
It looks so beautiful in it's natural form straight from the water, but out of a can they are just crunchy celery imposters... and don't think I like celery either. It is another one.
Now this one is a little tougher. And it has a long story to start it off. To start, I have a magentic problem, perhaps I have my own magnetic field and I hear that's what all the cool kids want these days --- to have their own magnetic fields. Anyway, I cannot wear a watch because I will wear the battery down in about three days. My mom and my partner, Pat, got word of this on a long car ride back from a family party in the suburbs and basically decided to auction me off as a Vegas side show attraction. Jesus Christ people! Clearly, my interests were unimportant.
