Thanks for stopping by and visiting machobeagle.com. Perhaps you want to hear my mom leave me voicemails? Or know about my running list of archenemies and nemesies to keep me spry into my old age. Or you just want to know what music I am listening to and what books I am reading, regardless, you'll find it all here!

I need sleeping pills for my birthday party

Or more acurately, sleeping pills to get a good night's rest so she can be prepared for her rocking party tomorrow!


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I don't know my cell phone number

If there is one thing you can say about me, it is the I am a perfect product of both of my parents. Well, perfect really is not the right word, but I can trace almost all of my personailty and characteristics to my family. For example, I think it took me about 2 years to learn my own cell phone number so I can never fault my mom for not knowing her own cell phone number.


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Hello... Hello.....

So my dad has been calling more frequently. He does suffer from Alzheimer's so there are occasions where he calls multiple times in a row and leaves the same message. This call was a bit more humorous because I don't think he realized it was the answering machine at first.


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Are you sick? I'm gonna find you!


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