I am not the only person with an Archnemesis... Lisa Madigan was able to be Rod Balgojevich's archnemsis as well. Kudos Lisa! Best of luck cleaning up those environment disasters. Kick some ass!
Water chestnuts, because of the sentient nature and ability to survive underwater, are an archenemy. Celery however is clearly relegated to nemesis status. The crunch, the horror, the things it makes peanut butter and raisins do when no one is looking... it's involvement in tuna salad. The HORROR! THE HORROR!
Perhaps our litlte turtle Cherbourg can become a police officer after all?
Posted Fri, 08/01/2008 - 2:01pm by jim
This is a humorous story about an eastern box turtle wandering into a small crop of marijuana. Pretty humorous, right? Evidently she much have some street cred, like Cherbourg.