Uri Geller

Now this one is a little tougher. And it has a long story to start it off. To start, I have a magentic problem, perhaps I have my own magnetic field and I hear that's what all the cool kids want these days --- to have their own magnetic fields. Anyway, I cannot wear a watch because I will wear the battery down in about three days. My mom and my partner, Pat, got word of this on a long car ride back from a family party in the suburbs and basically decided to auction me off as a Vegas side show attraction. Jesus Christ people! Clearly, my interests were unimportant. So comes the phrase [thanks to Saint Etienne]: Uri Geller bent my boyfriend, but I bent him back. Take that Uri!   Should we ever meet, expect an unbroken stare that will cause all spoons in the room to neither bend, nor bend back, but our equal powers will keep them in equilibrium!  I told you I could kick his ass.