Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is disgusting. There is nothing more I can say.  However, it is everywhere... when I turn around.  There is mayonaise to taunt me.  Why oh why is it always there?  Can anyone explain?

I don't think that oil and eggs should have ever been forced into this arranged marriage. Who thought it would be a good idea to do that to them?  I mean, what did they do to anyone?