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IMG_0174IMG_0440Cherbourg Chervil Climbing the AndesIMG_4194IMG_0398Oh Tinsel Christmas Tree SeriesIMG_4209The Polyp at KiddielandIMG_0465Jackson and Arpad reliving their night of reverie form the bachelor party part IIMG_4212IMG_0127Me & New GlassesIMG_0451Jackson and Arpad reliving their night of reverie form the bachelor party part IITwo ladies and rockReflections in/off the Stata CenterIMG_4222(Umbrellas of) CherbourgFresh WaterPat <} MOLD-A-RAMAIMG_0144Jasper as tacoIMG_4214Reflections in/off the Stata CenterAnna and Cherbourg in the Cornucopia of Winter CantaloupIMG_0417California State Parks Junior Lifeguard Bear PatrolWatching the magic MOLD-A-RAMA happen.IMG_0392

Recent posts

Scooter Duel at the OK Coral

This is a Linda Lu classic. My mom had set up a duel between her and one of the security guards at the breakers. There could only be one survivor.  This could very well be the last voicemail message I get form my mom should she lose this duel. She called Pat to let him know, too... This is serious.


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Three Days... Stuck in the Middle? No, Stuck in the Hall

Now my mom is on her third day of calling me at home when I am at work but this time she is also stuck in the hallway in her apartment.


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Two Days

On goes the saga of my mom calling me at home and getting angry when I do not pick up the phone... but I was at work.


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Do The Thaxton

Everyone needs a theme song, they make all things possible!


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Working from Home

For the longest time, my mom could not keep my phone numbers straight and she kept calling me at home when I was at work.  She would leave a number of message, each angrier than the one before, thinking that I was not picking up the phone.  In the real world... I was not at home.


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Recent blog posts

Rest in Peace, Mufasa, We love and miss you

Mufasa and Jasper
The Mufasa we know and love
Looking away, a coy Mufasa
A regal Mufasa
Mufasa and Jasper

The best way to remember Mufasa is that he is the only creature on God's green earth and under the stars that could keep Pat on a schedule. Somehow, with his feline perseverance, he was able to completely thwart the Jurgaisenberg Uncertainty Principle and keep Pat on a schedule.

Mufasa was completely Pat's cat. 100%. Of course, he was friendly to everyone, but Pat was the only person that mattered.

I have seen my future...

I have seen my future and it involved lots of cats and the downfall of society as we know it. And I am fine with it.

Maglignant Optimism and Me... My Very Own Disney Movie

Here we go again with the sister saga. I though some headway was being made.  I have stopped talking to one of my sisters after she played her trump card one too many times to disown me. My other older sisters has started to realize my mom needs more help. She had a knee-jerk reaction and wanted to bring my mom home, which probably would cause more harm than good, but more importantly, she is realizing my mom needs additional help. It does not help that my mom gets nervous when my sister's visit, so the nerves combined with a bad day can mean my mom might really be a mess.

Gay Science

In my RSS feeds I get slashdot. Today there is an article that Fermilab, just outside of Chicago, has discovered an untheorized particle, which is pretty amazing. If memory serves me correctly, they usually theorize that a particle must exist and then go look for it, so it seems impressive to really come across on in this accidental manner in these modern times. This follows the discovery of a new top quark. While this is all very fine and good, what really caught my eye was the lead-in to the top quark article: "new single top quark."

The Year That Wasn't, but it is Starting to Repeat

This week I had my review at work for my four year anniversary. The review went well and I enjoy my job so that was great... but it brought an end to the year that wasn't. And it is repeating itself. The last year or so was pretty tough with family medical issues, Pat lost his mom and I lost my dad. I feel like I am just starting to get my feet grounded but it looks like my mom is starting to come undone. I certainly hope it is the effect of this long winter and mourning my dad's death... but I worry it is more.

jim's tweets

  • @timyager how about your park bench needs before you drive of? 13 hours 14 min ago
  • Pat, let Lisa know Disney is showing the Princess Protection Program tonight... good thing she is in town. 1 day 6 hours ago
  • I feel my tenure as a nice person may be coming to an end. Not to poke fun at DV but... this is what's coming folks http://bit.ly/zMV9Q 1 day 6 hours ago